latiis:

oreimo:

twinks2014:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg

THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH

i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish

ur stories suckt binch

dont say that he just died

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

image

(Source: idioticteen)

  • during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
  • during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

the-queer-is-here:

If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.

j6:

cum so hard i pass out, cumatose.

i-ran-over-oprah:

[white guy voice] protein

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0)

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”
donertella:

Nicki Minaj trying to count how many careers she’s ended.